That's because British people only have two uses for water: hot water for their tea, or cold water for splashing on their face after getting tipsy at the pub. #stereotypes
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
So That's why mop water is always so gross. I now severely regret that time I had a taste. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
In his later years, Superman needed a few upgrades to his changing location.
Sometimes, great fixes take time, you can't fauce these kind of things!