Meanwhile, in Shaq's bathroom.
It also triples as a health test. If the milk jug starts to melt, please see your doctor.
Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.
Yeah, you drink that beer, buddy! It's well deserved.
I think they spent all their money on the fancy toilet paper. ~NSHA