Meanwhile, in Shaq's bathroom.
It's a tough choice, save the princess or save your coworkers from BO.
Cons: no privacy, no toilet paper, you can't lean back, it might collapse, very very cold.
Pros: the front side of the box looks like a hungry face.
Yeah, you drink that beer, buddy! It's well deserved.
It also triples as a health test. If the milk jug starts to melt, please see your doctor.