If it fits, it works. (also known as 'Screw It')
It also triples as a health test. If the milk jug starts to melt, please see your doctor.
Toilet etiquette, the household equivalent of guerrilla warfare.
If only that were a Coors can, you'd know exactly when not to get in the shower.
Meanwhile, in Shaq's bathroom.
Yeah, you drink that beer, buddy! It's well deserved.