It's a tough choice, save the princess or save your coworkers from BO.
Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.
If only that were a Coors can, you'd know exactly when not to get in the shower.
Meanwhile, in Shaq's bathroom.
It also triples as a health test. If the milk jug starts to melt, please see your doctor.