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We ask all passengers with boo-boos and owies to please contribute to the structural integrity of our plane.
He's trying to look cool for the cute screen next door. If she wasn't looking he's go for his favorite Spongebob band-aids.
The duct tape is actually covering the most badass part of this body kludge. They used a soldering gun to close the wound.
(No they didn't)
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack