I'm going to go out on a limb and say no one is going to answer this.
I was trying to come up with a third pun in the caption, but I think the title is cringe-worthy enough. What do you guys have?
This single core machine runs at a cool 60 seconds/minute speed.
No more floppy disks either. Good luck trying to play Commander Keen!
Just because you stole them from church doesn't mean they're going to keep you safe.
It's really hard not to make these jokes sometimes. ~NSHA
I usually apologize for my horrible puns, but not this time. Because Arrested Development.