Only saps think this wood work.
Just be careful when you light a match. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.
What is it again? Oh right, common sense.
Funnily enough, Mix 'n Chill is what I usually do at parties. ~Not-So-Handy Andy