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If you start to get claustrophobic, just take a few deep breaths.

~NSHA

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Just because you stole them from church doesn't mean they're going to keep you safe.

~NSHA

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I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy