I was trying to come up with a third pun in the caption, but I think the title is cringe-worthy enough. What do you guys have?
It's not about the destination, it's about ruining the journey.
I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Mustard I? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Lefty reversey, righty forwardy. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Funnily enough, Mix 'n Chill is what I usually do at parties. ~Not-So-Handy Andy