If you start to get claustrophobic, just take a few deep breaths.
I'm never trusting a 4th grader with re-upholstery again.
Just because you stole them from church doesn't mean they're going to keep you safe.
Just be careful when you light a match. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Also have no idea what money laundering is (see Office Space) so again, thinking of this from now on.
This is an udderly stupid way to get out of repairing your emergency eye wash station. (sorry)
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