The Simplicity Is Killer

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If you start to get claustrophobic, just take a few deep breaths.

~NSHA

A-Tack-ing The Problem

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I'm never trusting a 4th grader with re-upholstery again.

~NSHA

I See a Pew Things Wrong With This

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Just because you stole them from church doesn't mean they're going to keep you safe.

~NSHA

Money Laundering

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Also have no idea what money laundering is (see Office Space) so again, thinking of this from now on.

~NSHA

Keep Your Eyes Clean, Not Your Hands

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This is an udderly stupid way to get out of repairing your emergency eye wash station. (sorry)

~NSHA