You Can Still Ply It Open

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I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

In Case of Emergency, Use The Phone Tree

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I'm going to go out on a limb and say no one is going to answer this.

~NSHA

What a Showoff

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Deadbolt always thought there was something strange about his brother. But they were never really open with each other.

~NSHA

Missing a Key Component

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What is it again? Oh right, common sense.

~NSHA

Not Quite How Overclocking Works

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This single core machine runs at a cool 60 seconds/minute speed.

~NSHA

Quit Twining

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This is knot your average tail light. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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