It's not about the destination, it's about ruining the journey.
Funnily enough, Mix 'n Chill is what I usually do at parties. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
I usually apologize for my horrible puns, but not this time. Because Arrested Development.
I'm so used to looking at kludges that the only thing that bugs me about this picture is the mismatched knob and lock. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Another possible solution: The Dark Tower. You just might not want to read the ending though, lest your anger cause you to topple your creation.
Mustard I? ~Not-So-Handy Andy