Keep Your Eyes Clean, Not Your Hands

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This is an udderly stupid way to get out of repairing your emergency eye wash station. (sorry)

~NSHA

What a Showoff

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Deadbolt always thought there was something strange about his brother. But they were never really open with each other.

~NSHA

A Discreet Drinking Problem

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We were all blind to what was going on.

~NSHA

A-Tack-ing The Problem

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I'm never trusting a 4th grader with re-upholstery again.

~NSHA