I'm never trusting a 4th grader with re-upholstery again.
Another possible solution: The Dark Tower. You just might not want to read the ending though, lest your anger cause you to topple your creation.
Don't worry, it just goes to his bed... room.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say no one is going to answer this.
Mustard I? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Just remember your network key.