No More Computer Bugs

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No more floppy disks either. Good luck trying to play Commander Keen!

~NSHA

You Can Still Ply It Open

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I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Stephen King Always Provides Obvious Solutions

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Another possible solution: The Dark Tower. You just might not want to read the ending though, lest your anger cause you to topple your creation.

~NSHA