No more floppy disks either. Good luck trying to play Commander Keen!
Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.
Another possible solution: The Dark Tower. You just might not want to read the ending though, lest your anger cause you to topple your creation.
Spinners might be a better option. His hands must be getting... tired.
If you start to get claustrophobic, just take a few deep breaths.
Don't worry, it just goes to his bed... room.