I usually apologize for my horrible puns, but not this time. Because Arrested Development.
Only saps think this wood work.
What is it again? Oh right, common sense.
Funny, everything written by Dan Brown doesn't have enough substance.
This is an udderly stupid way to get out of repairing your emergency eye wash station. (sorry)
I'm never trusting a 4th grader with re-upholstery again.