I was trying to come up with a third pun in the caption, but I think the title is cringe-worthy enough. What do you guys have?
Because fiberglass is bad for the environment. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
No more floppy disks either. Good luck trying to play Commander Keen!
Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.