A Discreet Drinking Problem

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We were all blind to what was going on.

~NSHA

I See a Pew Things Wrong With This

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Just because you stole them from church doesn't mean they're going to keep you safe.

~NSHA

In Case of Emergency, Use The Phone Tree

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I'm going to go out on a limb and say no one is going to answer this.

~NSHA

What a Showoff

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Deadbolt always thought there was something strange about his brother. But they were never really open with each other.

~NSHA

Brace Yourselves, It's About To Get a Bit Breezy

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I was trying to come up with a third pun in the caption, but I think the title is cringe-worthy enough. What do you guys have?

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Dock Brown and His Crazy Ideas

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As always, stay tuned for this week's Historical Thursday. Coming up soon....