Stephen King Always Provides Obvious Solutions

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Another possible solution: The Dark Tower. You just might not want to read the ending though, lest your anger cause you to topple your creation.

~NSHA

The Simplicity Is Killer

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If you start to get claustrophobic, just take a few deep breaths.

~NSHA

I'm Tired of Boring Kludges

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Not to worry Fixers, the Historical Thursday post is working out a couple of kink as its writer recovers from the Vancouver riots. It'll be up within an hour!

Literature Brings You To New Heights

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Funny, everything written by Dan Brown doesn't have enough substance.

~NSHA

Money Laundering

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Also have no idea what money laundering is (see Office Space) so again, thinking of this from now on.

~NSHA

Strength In Number Twos

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Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.

~NSHA