And he's not too happy about the leash either.
Another possible solution: The Dark Tower. You just might not want to read the ending though, lest your anger cause you to topple your creation.
Just because you stole them from church doesn't mean they're going to keep you safe.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say no one is going to answer this.
Deadbolt always thought there was something strange about his brother. But they were never really open with each other.
I was trying to come up with a third pun in the caption, but I think the title is cringe-worthy enough. What do you guys have?