A Discreet Drinking Problem

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We were all blind to what was going on.

~NSHA

You Can Still Ply It Open

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I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Quit Twining

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This is knot your average tail light. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Stephen King Always Provides Obvious Solutions

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Another possible solution: The Dark Tower. You just might not want to read the ending though, lest your anger cause you to topple your creation.

~NSHA

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