Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.
Another possible solution: The Dark Tower. You just might not want to read the ending though, lest your anger cause you to topple your creation.
Funny, everything written by Dan Brown doesn't have enough substance.
Because fiberglass is bad for the environment. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
That's one grill you don't want to fire up. ~Not-So-Handy Andy