I'm going to go out on a limb and say no one is going to answer this.
I was trying to come up with a third pun in the caption, but I think the title is cringe-worthy enough. What do you guys have?
Just because you stole them from church doesn't mean they're going to keep you safe.
This was the net result of the first stage of expansion.
Because fiberglass is bad for the environment. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.