Where's Flava Flav when you need him?
This single core machine runs at a cool 60 seconds/minute speed.
What is it again? Oh right, common sense.
Don't worry, it just goes to his bed... room.
This is an udderly stupid way to get out of repairing your emergency eye wash station. (sorry)
Apropos of the previous post, maybe he too is expecting a flood and invested in a propeller conversion kit.