Breakfast, The Most Important Meal of the War

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army,cooking,shovel,unsanitary,war
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Target Acquired

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army,flashlight,military,pvc pipe,sniper rifle
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Set scan range: 5 meters. Windspeed: 4 MPH coming from Jeff's fan in the southwest corner of the room. Target is stationary, watching movie on his laptop. Permission to engage?

Kludge Army Artillery Vehicle

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army,artillery,atv,gun,machine gun
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For when you need to call in the big guns.