I thought Blackberry had a nice ring to it. Turns out that name was taken...

Or, "The Laptop Meets the Blacktop."

They should be better at all things related to food preparation. It's in their namesake (Apple, amirite?).

Perfection in design is not achieved when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing more to remove.

Which is a more utile tool? A hot glue gun, or duct tape? I'll let you be the judge.