Life-sucking, non-essential vices developed by corporate fat cats who trick us into buying more and more. Oh, and cigarettes.
I think the real kludge here is the first generation iPod. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Because one morning you'll wake up and realize this is the most effective way to get rid of your Nickelback discography.
Words With Friends while jogging: the new hotness. Yep, I just said hotness.