Because one morning you'll wake up and realize this is the most effective way to get rid of your Nickelback discography.
Be disappointed that the only thing you find important enough to power is your iPod. ~NSHA
I think the real kludge here is the first generation iPod. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Life-sucking, non-essential vices developed by corporate fat cats who trick us into buying more and more. Oh, and cigarettes.