Because that laptop behind you isn't work showing off.
Life-sucking, non-essential vices developed by corporate fat cats who trick us into buying more and more. Oh, and cigarettes.
Huh, look at that. It's not turning on. What a surprise. ~NSHA
"We're sorry, kludging is not supported by this device." ~Not-So-Handy Andy
I think the real kludge here is the first generation iPod. ~Not-So-Handy Andy