Dog + trunk = drunk. For multiple reasons.
From the submitter:
I had a newborn calf break a leg after getting hung up in a ravine. The vet told me how to splint the leg with PVC pipe and duct tape.
Hate getting very little exercise but smelling horse farts? Then this is the vehicle for you!
Little do they know, tunnels are much more effective when they are a) underground and b) not transparent. Good first attempt, kitties, but better luck next time.