Warning: drinking and surfing can lead to hours of facebook stalking, followed by deep regrets about your life choices.
And whoever told you that is a drunk liar. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Man, he must be messed up from drinking all that bottled water. College kids these days...
You're clear to land. Wind is 16 ounces... err... 16 degrees to the northeast.
All of your living room's problems. ~Not-So-Handy Andy