Beer Traffic Control

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You're clear to land. Wind is 16 ounces... err... 16 degrees to the northeast.

Don't Mess Around. Just Smash and Chug.

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From the submitter

My co-worker and found a bottle of wine in the mini fridge at work, so we decided we would have a feew drink toward the end of the day. We peeled the foil from the top to discover the cork, and quickly realized that we didn't have a corkscrew. We looked around for something we could pull the cork, so we decided to drive a screw into the cork and pull it out. We couldn't get the cork to budge, so we started prying it up with the hammer. This photo shows the total amount of the cork we could p

Oh god! How did it turn out?! The text got cut off. Please, this story must have an ending.

My Christmas Tree is Shinery Than Yours

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Can't tell if giant bottle...

...Or tiny Christmas lights

~NSHA

Less Ridiculous Than Letting Him Take Your Bed For a Night

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Man, he must be messed up from drinking all that bottled water. College kids these days...

~NSHA