It's Don't Drink And Drive; Not Don't Drink And Ride

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Keep Out. We Don't Have Beer.

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And whoever told you that is a drunk liar. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Wine To Water

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By Sylvia Smith
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Don't Mess Around. Just Smash and Chug.

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From the submitter

My co-worker and found a bottle of wine in the mini fridge at work, so we decided we would have a feew drink toward the end of the day. We peeled the foil from the top to discover the cork, and quickly realized that we didn't have a corkscrew. We looked around for something we could pull the cork, so we decided to drive a screw into the cork and pull it out. We couldn't get the cork to budge, so we started prying it up with the hammer. This photo shows the total amount of the cork we could p

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High Octane Vintage

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St. Patrick's Day Is Coming Up: Do It Big!

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Even the bottle openers. Why not?