Plug this thing into a Zip Drive and you deserve a Nobel Prize.

~NSHA

Which is a more utile tool? A hot glue gun, or duct tape? I'll let you be the judge.

Sometimes when you travel, you need to adapt to survive. Literally.

I only listen to music if it's adapted through at least 1 obscure format. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

And sometimes, where there's a will, there's also about 50 different safety hazards.

Apple! You're too fat! How many times have I told you to go on a low-energy diet? See what you're doing to the poor middle man?

~NSHA

New rule: If you see a piece of computer technology that predates the first time you turned on a PC, you are not allowed to touch it.

~NSHA