New rule: If you see a piece of computer technology that predates the first time you turned on a PC, you are not allowed to touch it.
Apple! You're too fat! How many times have I told you to go on a low-energy diet? See what you're doing to the poor middle man?
I only listen to music if it's adapted through at least 1 obscure format. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
And sometimes, where there's a will, there's also about 50 different safety hazards.