New rule: If you see a piece of computer technology that predates the first time you turned on a PC, you are not allowed to touch it.
Apple! You're too fat! How many times have I told you to go on a low-energy diet? See what you're doing to the poor middle man?
Sometimes when you travel, you need to adapt to survive. Literally.
Which is a more utile tool? A hot glue gun, or duct tape? I'll let you be the judge.