The Quintuple-XL Parasol

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Super effective against: rain, precipitation of any kind. Weak against: doorways, crowded sidewalks, sense of shame.

Laundry Day Is Also Workout Day

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I'm never complaining about my washing machine again. Okay, except for maybe the fact that it never knits me a sweater while it's running.

~NSHA

How NOT To Trim Your Hedges

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All I know is I definitely want him around when the zombie apocalypse begins. ~NSHA

There I Fixed It: Guy Builds a Star Trek Phaser

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And it actually pops balloons? Shut up and take my money!