Ahh, College.

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That $50,000 tuition practically pays for itself.

World's Most Reliable Drummer

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Sure he costs a fair amount in diesel, but he shows up on time and always provides a ride. But like a real drummer, don't ask him to do anything in 3/4 time.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

The Quintuple-XL Parasol

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Super effective against: rain, precipitation of any kind. Weak against: doorways, crowded sidewalks, sense of shame.

Autocowrecks: Hey, Can Your iPhone Play the Trumpet? NOPE.

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BRB, going out to buy a trumpet to replace my broken iHome.

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