New rule: If you see a piece of computer technology that predates the first time you turned on a PC, you are not allowed to touch it.
Looking forward to sweltering temperatures this summer? Now, with this fan fix, you can be marginally less sweltering! You're welcome.
"Hey guys! Hey... hey guys! Guys! Let's make a USB stick, but let's make it as unwieldy as possible! Genius!"
If Surge was still a thing, it would be put to perfect use here. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
In case you weren't angry enough already.