The boss gets an office. And he's better than you. Just look at how much better his door is. Oh, it's a crappy door? Well YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A DOOR.
If those are his pants, he just killed 2 uncomfortable birds with one stone. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Not only does it stop the incessant dripping, it also makes making toast an excitingly dangerous adventure.
I now never have to worry about those alien mind probes.
The Load-Bearing Associate position had a very short job description. ~Not-So-Handy Andy