Not only does it stop the incessant dripping, it also makes making toast an excitingly dangerous adventure.
Kludge koffee is far more terrible than it sounds. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
If those are his pants, he just killed 2 uncomfortable birds with one stone. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Oh no, this isn't a design flaw. It's put there to ummm... improve employee morale. Yeah. That's it.
The boss gets an office. And he's better than you. Just look at how much better his door is. Oh, it's a crappy door? Well YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A DOOR.