Not only does it stop the incessant dripping, it also makes making toast an excitingly dangerous adventure.
Office wouldn't buy us a fan, so we made one!
Have you tried asking your boss for a less crappy desk? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
I now never have to worry about those alien mind probes.
The Load-Bearing Associate position had a very short job description. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Heh, stupid baby can't even spell a popular acronym right. ~Not-So-Handy Andy