From the submitter:
Too lazy to empty the small bin, the office worker finds a better way to do her work.
If those are his pants, he just killed 2 uncomfortable birds with one stone. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
I now never have to worry about those alien mind probes.
The boss gets an office. And he's better than you. Just look at how much better his door is. Oh, it's a crappy door? Well YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A DOOR.