From the submitter:
Too lazy to empty the small bin, the office worker finds a better way to do her work.
The boss gets an office. And he's better than you. Just look at how much better his door is. Oh, it's a crappy door? Well YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A DOOR.
I tried to take the back rest to land on a cushion. This is why I'm posting this from the hospital.
Not only does it stop the incessant dripping, it also makes making toast an excitingly dangerous adventure.
Heh, stupid baby can't even spell a popular acronym right. ~Not-So-Handy Andy