In the Words of Mitch Hedberg...

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...I opened it once, and it still ain't open.

There, I Paved It

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FAIL,pavement,road work,funny,there I fixed it
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Submitter CosmosisJones says: Recently they have been repaving the paths around my area and not telling anyone. Workers pave around parked cars, leading to comical results.