In the Words of Mitch Hedberg...

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In the Words of Mitch Hedberg...
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...I opened it once, and it still ain't open.

You Need a Third Support Pillar? It Fits Perfectly!

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You Need a Third Support Pillar? It Fits Perfectly!
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Three pillars in front of a shop window in Graz, Austria.

There, I Baked It

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There, I Baked It
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This was supposed to look like a pumpkin...the instructions in the magazine left much to be desired. See more tricky treats at Cheezburger's Halloween site!

Which Way Does it Open?

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Which Way Does it Open?
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In case of a zombie apocalypse, just charge on through.