Well, it's mostly a pile of sticks. But still, good to see Charlie Brown is updating his jokes.
And it was cheap.
From the submitter:
(actually a trick - the hole in the ceiling is actually a box that is supported by the top of the tree which was cut flat)
Dammit. You had me going there...
The King was busy, so this guy showed up.
Because you haven't put enough effort into your Christmas lights until your family is in danger.