Christmas pro tip: The smaller your tree is, the bigger the presents look.
"Sir, regular duct tape wasn't working, sir!"
"... Send in Big Bertha... God help us all..."
From the submitter:
(actually a trick - the hole in the ceiling is actually a box that is supported by the top of the tree which was cut flat)
Dammit. You had me going there...
Truck bed to truck drawer conversion complete.
The King was busy, so this guy showed up.