"Sir, regular duct tape wasn't working, sir!"
"... Send in Big Bertha... God help us all..."
In the barren wasteland of 2040s Midwestern America, survivors try to scrape together lives. And sometimes they make crappy mailboxes.
Christmas pro tip: The smaller your tree is, the bigger the presents look.
One does not simply tell MacGyver where he can and cannot staple.
Not those creepy twins from The Shining though. No sir, not for them.
Cardboard Box+Cookie Sheet+Kitchen Timer+Tweezers=Custom Cludged Operation Game