Because you haven't put enough effort into your Christmas lights until your family is in danger.
Just like in the game, anyone who is able to jump between the connections deserves it.
As I have discussed before this is still a preferable way to reheat your pizza...
We would have also accepted Quick, Easy, and Painless.
When a door broke out of our kitchen we created a light, colorful and comfortable alternative out of plastic bags. (translation: Anna shows us how to open our new door in the kitchen with the automatic cable linkage)