While this looks cool, there's no way it would work without getting sauce all over your hands or constantly awkwardly readjusting it every 2 seconds.
~Not-So-Handy Cynical Andy
Now, remind me, what were CDs again?
Finally, your old Nickelback CDs have some use!
Always take time out of your day for reflection.
We take what's internal and make external. And sideways. And held on with tape. Don't complain, we take your HMO.
It's a conceptual mirror, because not only are you looking at the cars behind you, you're also looking at technology that's years behind its prime.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
Exhibit A: the CD that's seen better days.