Steal 3D glasses from the theatre. Buy two pocket projectors. Borrow a tripod from your "aspiring photographer" cousin. Kludge them all together after pirating any James Cameron "film".
.... no profit
I think 3D glasses are meant to make you see in 3D, not be in 3D themselves.
Quality does not exist in shades of grey... or black and white! Just a whole lot of red and blue.
It's like everywhere you go is a 3D movie!