Not-Quite Dry Wall

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Not-Quite Dry Wall
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Okay you guys, I got this. We buy a bunch of mattresses. Yeah, mattresses. We texturize and paint them, then sell them to 2nd-rate New Jersey contractors. For literally hundreds of dollars. What could go wrong?

~NSHA

Wow, Really?

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Wow, Really?
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Why don't I just impale myself with a two-by-four and make it easy for you?

I Hate It When My Wood Gets All Cold

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I Hate It When My Wood Gets All Cold
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It's really hard not to make these jokes sometimes. ~NSHA

Thank God It's Not a Stroller

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Thank God It's Not a Stroller
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Hold on to my wood if you want to live! ~NSHA