"Fragile? Meh! Whatever..."
FedEx has since responded to the video saying that the employee in question was fired immediately. Sweet, sweet justice!
No seriously, please shut it!
...well, I guess there's no way I'll forget now.
Paddling can get lame sometimes. So instead, put a motor on the left side of the kayak! You'll just go around in circles, but at least you're moving!
I thought Yellow 5 made things shrink, not grow?
Double the efficiency, double the smell.