Also, who wants to hear more about hairless Tony and his lunch??

Was the light even on when he did measurements?

So I forgot to pay my electric bill and they cut me off as they should have but after paying I learned it would be at least 24 hours without power... and without internet. I then remembered that the apartment complex pays for my hot water because it is shared with the unit above me. After checking that my modem and laptop can both run from 240v I came up with this.

"With my wife wanting to pick out curtains for our apartment and me getting tired of being woken up by the sun every morning I figured "curtains" consisting of trash bags and aluminum foil would help move her along to making a proper selection. Also doubles as a way to discourage guests as she doesn't want anyone seeing this hack job."

Not to mention it protects your against aliens reading your minds! Bonus!

Try this.