This Makes Me Uncomfortable

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This Makes Me Uncomfortable
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Seriously. My neck hurts and it's still cold. Call the damn window guy.

~NSHA

The Amazing Oreo Separator

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Psssh. Using your hands to separate an Oreo? So 20th century! Physicist David Neevel feels that way, and decided to do something about it. Here is the brainchild of his love for mechanics and those little creme-filled wonder discs... all laid out on one tabletop! Sometimes in the world of kludging, the journey matters more than the end result.

Don't Mess Around. Just Smash and Chug.

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Don't Mess Around. Just Smash and Chug.
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My co-worker and found a bottle of wine in the mini fridge at work, so we decided we would have a feew drink toward the end of the day. We peeled the foil from the top to discover the cork, and quickly realized that we didn't have a corkscrew. We looked around for something we could pull the cork, so we decided to drive a screw into the cork and pull it out. We couldn't get the cork to budge, so we started prying it up with the hammer. This photo shows the total amount of the cork we could p

Oh god! How did it turn out?! The text got cut off. Please, this story must have an ending.

What to Do if Your Coworker Wants More Privacy

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What to Do if Your Coworker Wants More Privacy
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"Howdy-doo, partner! Whiskey on the double! And git one 'a them dancin' tunes goin' on the piano!"