It Always Starts With "Don't Worry Honey, It's Just Temporary"

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It Always Starts With "Don't Worry Honey, It's Just Temporary"
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Kludging can lead down a slippery slope of laziness. The next thing you know you're eating Cap'n Crunch out of the box while sitting on a stack of books.

Then you're doing hard drugs...

Then you're dead... whoa...

Too Bad There Are No Tools or Anything Lying Around

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Too Bad There Are No Tools or Anything Lying Around
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By Jol Silversmith
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It's a hardware store and this was the best repair they could make?

Sleep E-Z Security

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Sleep E-Z Security
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"I now sleep better at night with the help this state-of-the-art security system!!!"

I'm not sure. It'd "tic" me off every time they fell off by mistake.