ZOMG, Zombies!

If I don't blast your face off with my gnarly klaxon, maybe the justice gun on the hood will. Rumor has it the engine doesn't sound like combustion, just Iron Maiden guitar riffs.

You're just one of the sheeple!

My only weapons are my cell phone and a stack of post-its. DIE ZOMBIES.

The Tweeters will be the first ones to go. Watch Andy Samberg's C.A.N.N.I.B.A.L. PSA here!