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Appetite for Tacos Is Unavoidably Vanquished After This Woman's Gruesome Story on Facebook

Tacos are supposed to be food for the soul, with every salsa-soaked, spicy, guac-dipped bite a tortilla-wrapped stepping stone on the path to ultimate enlightenment. But nnnoo. This evil, soul-crushing, stomach-turning restaurant had to go and serve up a Barbacoa Taco from the literal pits of hell. Brace yourself, this shit's harrowing. 

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Horrifying MLB Glitch Ends Up Creating Nightmare Fuel, Leaves People Traumatized

Since when did horrific demons flood the fields of MLB video games? Whatever it takes to keep baseball interesting, I guess. I'll be the first to say that we should keep the game glitches within the humorous spectrum. Could do without the nightmare juice here. 

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Bam Margera's Vile Story About the Most Disgusting Thing a Jackass Fan Ever Did Is Stomach-Turning Terrible

In case you missed it, Bam Margera made his 'long awaited' return to skateboarding this week. An announcement that people seem equally indifferent and stoked about. Well, amidst the revival of Bargera we were fortunate enough to come across an interview where he shares the wildest thing he's ever seen a Jackass fan do; let's just say our expectations for such a committed, thrill-seeking, dangerously wild fanbase were grossly exceeded. 

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Creepy-Ass Children's Book Uses Clown Illustrations to Teach Kids About Sex

I don't want to dig too hard on the author's efforts to present a naturally testy topic to address as parents with your kids, but dude, this is definitely on the outter end of the spectrum. Too many clowns and wackiness and an overriding wtf-theme almost retracts from whatever 'lessons' this book might otherwise get across to the ever hungry curiosities of kids. I'm the last one to tell anyone how to parent their kids. That being said, maybe keep this book off the regimen.

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To our crazy lady that failed to keep it remotely together: Ahem. Did you expect anything less? Was everyone supposed to sit back and act like you weren't driving round like a maddened bat outta hell? The usual reaction to someone crashing into things like, well, gas stations, is to at the very least get a recording going. Then again, that might've been a risky move when in such close premises to the eye of the shitstorm.

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Jack in the Box Night Shift Manager Returns With Round 2 of Gruesome Shift Tales

These harrowing tales are as vile and rancid and stomach-turning as a couple of their Exploding Cheese Chicken Sandwiches served three weeks past expiration date. After working through round two of these, I think it's pretty evident; we gotta kickstart the shit out of an HBO series centered on the hurricane of chaos that rips through Jack in the Box on a regular basis. The fast food industry plays host to a wealth of craziness let loose to roam, so it's about time we give the people putting up with all the insane antics some well-earned spotlight. 

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