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unbreakable kimmi schmidt wine tv 'Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt' Actor Tituss Burgess Released His Own Brand of Pinot Noir
Via: TitussBurgess
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It's the moment you've all been waiting for, Tituss Burgess has released his own brand of pinot noir.  If you've been searching for the perfect drink to go with your caviar, just hop in your mid-sized car and go pick up some Pino by Tituss. 

It even has it's own theme song.



Unfortunately it's not this one:

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Via: CBS Miami
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Brought to you fresh and fried out of Lecanto, Florida, The Citrus County Sheriff's Office arrested a woman on shoplifting and drug paraphernalia charges. She was apprehended amidst a shopping cart fueled joyride out of hell.

The woman's been identified as Josseleen Elida Lopez, 25. Lopez was held after scarfing down $32.36 worth of food and wine. She told the authorities she's homeless.

If you're going to hit rock bottom, at least eat some chicken, and wash it down with some wine right? In all seriousness we wish Lopez the best on her road to recovery. Deputies disclosed to the press that they found two empty syringes after arresting Lopez, which she claims she used to inject crystal meth.

Swipe Right of The Day: This Guy Got All The Chicks After Joining Tinder as a Glass of Red Wine
Via: Food Beast
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New Tinder strategy: just act like you're an inanimate object.

It seems to be working pretty well for this guy.

Sean Fahmy over at Food Beast decided to sign up for Tinder posing as a glass of red wine. As everyone knows, chicks "OMGLOVELOVE" red wine.

The results were pretty hilarious...

We tip our glass to you, sir.

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