How badly can you mess up at your own wedding? This unfortunate dummy found out real quick. This 31 year old OP and his 29 year old spouse decided to tie the knot, and of course that comes with lots of decision making. This misogynistic OP wrote that while he thought up a hilarious joke for his wedding, his fiancé was taking care of the serious stuff. He'd seen one of his buddies write “Help me!” on the bottom of his wedding shoes in the style of “Toy Story,” and as the OP recounts, that was a…

If you won millions in the lotto, what's the first thing you would do? For many of us, our first instinct would be to call our immediate family and best friends to share the news! But this guy called his ex-wife right after his parents — and his actual current GF is steaming mad about it! Not only did this guy called his ex first , he offered her some of the money. While some people in the comments immediately began to question his motives, he makes it pretty clear: he had kids with his ex . He…

Getting engaged after 6 months at 24 is going to raise some eyebrows.

Brotherhood is a sacred relationship. Typically, that sort of bond can't be broken, nor would anyone risk damaging their brotherly relationship because of pettiness, mean insults, or least of all, because of a girl. Well, one man proved that brotherhood is not as sacred to some, because he pretty much threw his own biological brother under the bus , effectively ending his relationship with his long-time girlfriend, publicly shaming his drug rehabilitation, and driving a very large wedge between…

When dreaming about your future husband or wife, a toxic parent-in-law is not included. Unfortunately, it happens and it can really become a make or break part of the engagement. Luckily, this woman found a hack around marrying into toxic parent-in-laws. Basically, be marrying a supportive and understanding partner, but most importantly, have a boss AF group of friends who will not let anything ruin your chance at love. This woman shared her mother-in-law horror story that had an awesome ending…

This guy tried to paint his wife as annoying, but the truth came out in the comments.

Dating a co-worker has never worked in the system. If you have experienced this, then you know, it always tends to get messy. But when you are married, working with your hubby doesn't seem too bad. As long as you aren't driving each other nut in the office, then it could work. Until it doesn't. A happily married couple that are also coworkers are now on the bring of divorce because of the actions of their boss. Both the hubby and wifey work in upper management and felt confident in their jobs.…

When you first start dating someone, you can never imagine how your lives will look together a decade later. But by the time that rolls around, you know all of each others' habits, quirks, likes, and dislikes. When you're in love, flaws don't seem to matter. That's probably why married people write so many funny tweets about their married life — you suddenly start noticing all the little habits that you hadn't picked up on previously! Adding kids or pets to the mix certainly changes up the dyna…

Who wants to own up to embarrassing things they've done when they could share that info anonymously instead? Certainly the users of @fesshole do! The British-based site is perfect for anonymous contributors to share their spiciest and most scandalous secrets . No one will ever know it's them, and everyone gets to take in the scenario. Even if you follow the page already, people post scores of these secrets each day, so we've searched through and found the most interesting ones! I'm particularly…

The things clingy and obsessive people do in the name of being "supportive!"

Is sharing actually caring?

One Twitter user tried to text her best friend, only to find out she had suddenly changed her number. One Twitter user who goes by @fayemikah shared a text conversation that went from 0 to 100 real fast after the woman on the other end began making assumptions about her husband's extramarital activities. As Mikah explains in a hilarious thread, she thought she was texting her friend, simply asking, “Can I have ur opinion”. From that, she soon realized that her friend had changed her number. But…

One Mom tried to contact her kid, but ended up texting with a complete stranger for hours!

Some people have zero self-awareness and totally expect themselves to be in the right when everyone else would gladly tell them that they are, in fact, totally wrong. This husband probably was thinking this exact thing when he decided to ask his wife for a divorce after she pulled the plug on his gaming session over his unwillingness to help out with the couple's child. The wife made a post to Reddit's r/AmItheA**hole subreddit in which she appealed to readers of the online community to see whe…

This guy must hate his wife!

Some people have wacky family traditions...