Can We Try That Again in a Human Language?

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Can We Try That Again in a Human Language?
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From the submitter:

I have no idea who this guy is. I accepted his friend request because we have lots of mutual friends, and I keep him because.. this. The definition of a Failbook friend!

Practice Safe Cooking With This Condom Recipe Book

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Practice Safe Cooking With This Condom Recipe Book
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Kyosuke Kagami's book entitled Condom Meals I Want to Make for You promises to show you all number of stuffed foods and ways you can incorporate a little rubber into your cooking. We know, it's everything you've asked for. You're welcome.

A Florida Woman (of Course) Spent $20,000 to Surgically Implant a Third Breast. In Other Words, Get Your Ass to Mars.

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A Florida Woman (of Course) Spent $20,000 to Surgically Implant a Third Breast. In Other Words, Get Your Ass to Mars.
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Jasmine Tridevil, a Florida massage therapist, says she sought the surgery in part to make herself "unattractive to men" (Total Recall fanboys might be in trouble still) and hopes to score her own MTV reality show out of her notoriety. What a world we live in...

[UPDATE] Surprising absolutely no one, plastic surgeons chiming in are highly skeptical about the plausibility of this kind of story, and the video interview with Tridevil doesn't really help her case at all.