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Internet Reacts to Fake Camel Toe Underwear Fashion Trend in Asia

I don't know about anyone else out there, but I had to double-take the shit out of that weird bit of news. It is a Monday morning, and the coffee's just now beginning to take effect, after all. But no, this is real life. Nextshark reports that women across Asia are out wearing these panties that have a knack for accentuating their lady parts in attempts to get the men in their lives to linger with thirsty eyes a bit longer on an area of their physique, society is generally advised not to stare at. 

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21 Times Denny's Tumblr Was Definitely Out of Control

This just in hot off the wire: Denny's isn't drug testing. Or at least these examples of pure ridiculousness hint at such a possibility. Seriously, what's in the water at those establishments these days. Cause whatever it is, I want some. 

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Adult Swaddling Is The Weirdest Cringeworthy Trend We've Seen Emerge From Tokyo In a Long Time

Adult wrapping, also called Otonamaki has taken Tokyo by storm as the latest bizarre health trend (aims to ease post-pregnancy pains and aches), and I'm getting a solid rush of anxiety just thinking about participating in this. 

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Via: Bjørn Christian Tørrissen
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Have you ever wanted to feel what it's like to be inside of a frying pan, just sizzling and bouncing like a piece of zucchini nobody wants? 

Of course you have! 

Well, if you're in Myanmar, your dreams have come true. This dumb-as-shit ride called "Tagada" is leaving riders in Yangon bruised and nauseous. They bounce and laugh, but they don't know why because this thing looks so stupid. 

I have no idea why anyone would want to ride this thing, but then again, I don't like rides. Except for The Haunted Mansion. The Haunted Mansion is my shit. 

via Disneyland Gif

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Guy Buys Jar of Jelly, Makes Horrific Discovery Inside, Proceeds to Receive Rotten Customer Service

No matter how you slice and dice this dark and twisted discovery, that right there broheme, is a condom, the wrong kind of plastic baggy, an entirely unwanted chef's twist. Truly, what fresh hell is this? And the shit-coated excuse of a customer service dialogue that follows thereafter is unbelievable in every sense of the word. Bro, you seriously want us to believe that's a jar of foam? We can see the RING!

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People Share the Strangest Things They Overheard This Week and Wow Some People Say Weird Things

Have you ever overheard a snippet of a conversation that left your head spinning? Like, you walk away thinking to yourself, "What the heck did I just witness? Did I hear that right? Did someone really just say that?",

Well, these people experienced exactly that this week when they overheard some funny, and outright strange, things.

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fail guy smuggles gold in his butt
Via: Death and Taxes
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This criminal really went up his own ass. 

A former Royal Canadian Mint worker who tried to steal gold by smuggling it through metal detectors via his butt is getting 30 months in jail. But here's a kick in the pants: He was convicted by Ontario Court judge Peter Doody. 

C'mon, guys. You're shitting me. This is like a murder suspect being
convicted by the Honorable Judge Knife Plundge.

via Fearless Flyer

Please don't put those in your mouth


Apparently, Leston Lawrence, the butt gold smuggler, had the job of "purifying recently procured gold" and being in charge of all irony at the Mint. He got caught trying to cash to checks worth $15,200 from Ottawa Gold Buyers, which tipped off the bank. All in all, he stole 22 gold pucks worth $165,451.14.

via GIPHY